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Your PGH H3 Mismanagment for June 2008- June 2009 :
Grand Mistress and WebMistress : KGB		KGB Ah, the accident prone, Carbon Monoxide huffing, drunken email writing, Ms. InterAmerica's wannabe that is KGB. Up to #8 now. Or is it #9. I forget. Are we talking crashes or concussions?
Religious Advisors: Hypnotits and Pelvis Chestley	Hmmm...I am sure if they want to they will be able to get the attention of everyone pretty easily...	[newpicture coming soon]
Hash Cash: Flicker		The wonderful, beautiful, and outgoing Flicker has agreed to hold onto whats burning a hole in your pocket - your cash! Flicker started hashing in Sept. 1985, has been an On-Sec, GM and finally Ms. InterAmerica 1999. She’s a reserve member of the SUYT club and can be found in a hot tub wherever one is near. She’ll happily whine about others trails, but gives it right back when she lays her own. PAY YOUR DUES!!
On Sex: Hypnotits	This talented scrivener ponders the trail, people, and beer to bring you the most accurate and up-to-date write ups imaginable. Having usurped this position in a riotous coup, Hypnotits! will make sure that you know exactly who did what to whom and how they looked doing it even if you can't make the hash. Did you hear about Manties???
On Sex: Finger Food	Finger Food used to be an avid barefoot water skier until the Lake Minnetonka Water Ski Expo disaster of `98. After recovering and having no other surviving members of his ski team, he decided it was best to move on. Since then he has taken a liking to beer, running and arguing about grammar. These three skills combined with the fact that he just makes stuff up all the time made him a perfect candidate for Hypnotits to groom as an On-Sex. He writes very long newsletters which are quite funny.
Hare Raiser: Folker ALSO Hash Horn		Folker started hashing in 1983, with the now-defunct Laurel Highlands Hash. His first Pittsburgh Hash was the 100th run in June, 1984. His interest in folk music, folk dance, and general folking around was what earned him his hash name. He has been known to toot his horn not just at hashes, but in 10Ks and marathons.
Haberdasher: WMD	WMD is the hasher formerly known as Mr Joey Plus Sizes. What does WMD mean? That he is a bit conservative, and doesnt know, "Where's My Dick?"
Beer Wench: Pelvis Chestley		You are all in trouble now that I am both beer wench and a co-ra..... Mwahhaha. No complaints about how full the beers are or are not.....that will just result in a down down ;). Respectfully yours, Pelvis Chestley
Hash Monsignor:Whiff Meister	Whiff began his Pittsburgh hashing career on Feb. 23, 1992, filed for divorce two weeks later and has never looked back. Many thank G that he's devoted his genius to hash songs rather than evil. A three-term Religious Advisor, he retired after the embarrassing episode with the goat, the beer wench and a foaming beef probe. He created and adopted the dubious title of Hash Monsignor and milks it for all the questionable value it's worth.