FOOL MOON FESTIVUS FUCKING SIXThe Pittsburgh Hash House Harriers present:
WHAT: FOOL MOON FESTIVUS FUCKING SIX
WHEN: DEC 10, 2011 @ 1 pm
WHO: Anyone who has the fucking marbles to show up and not be a fucking sissy!
WHY: Refer to "WHAT"
WHERE: Directions if u r SMRT :COMMUNITY HOUSE on MAPLE SPRINGS DR in SOUTH PARK
OK you half minds and half wits, FESTIVUS is upon us yet AGAIN. Since some people's balls have been clipped,
and now reside in their wife's purse, and no one else is man enough to step up to the plate, I DEFENDER OF PEEDOM
assisted by my lovely subservient bride to someday possibly be SEXRAY (who I might add probably has bigger balls than
all you fucking puss-cakes), and maybe a few surprise Hare Helpers, have stepped up to the plate and are taking over,
for the EUNUCH PTA and now DEFUNCT DRAGNUT. Not only is this FESTIVUS, but it's also a FOOL MOON and trail #1495,
so get ready for a THREE IN ONE trail... THRICE the PUNISHMENT that you sissies are accostumed to. NEW HARES means
NEW FEETS OF STRENGTH, and since I've done one, every year in attendance, while all you little sissy lady-boys sat
back and watched, you'd better fucking believe I'm going to take my REVENGE on you and your lower backs!
We will be congregating at 1 PM, in the posh, heated COMMUNITY HOUSE on MAPLE SPRINGS DR in SOUTH PARK,
so I wanna see some fucking antics. Who knows what will happen if our RA decides to show up and run circle,
of course knowing him, it will all be over in 30 seconds and he'll just end up with something sticking out of his ass...
so much for the cunnilingus... The FOOL MOON will be in full force so get wild, get crazy and if you think you have
the FUCKING marbles, start gathering up your GREIVANCES and get ready for the MAYHEM of the FOOL MOON FESTIVUS FUCKING SIX!!!
Any questions, feel free to call. Leave a message if I don't answer, and I'll THINK about returning your call... Defender of Peedom